5) Blood Meridian Coloring Book
Comes with crayons in shades of red with names like "dried blood" and "artery spray."
4) Thomas Pynchon and Kurt Vonnegut's Baby-Naming Book
Move over Emma and Ethan, here comes Oedipa and Kilgore
3) Lolita Activity Book for Girls
They've got TV to teach 'em all how to be nymphettes these days anyway
2) Eminem's Book of Rhymes
Gotta go with the flow for baby to be in the know . . .
1) White-Noise, the Pop-Up book
Can't you see that airborne toxic event floating above the pages?
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